1 00:00:12,021 --> 00:00:14,661 If I want a career in fashion, London's where I need to be. 2 00:00:14,661 --> 00:00:16,661 "You are invited to attend an interview 3 00:00:16,661 --> 00:00:18,901 "for the position of assistant dresser 4 00:00:18,901 --> 00:00:21,181 "for Her Royal Highness The Duchess of York." 5 00:00:21,181 --> 00:00:22,621 This is Jane Andrews, Ma'am. 6 00:00:22,621 --> 00:00:25,181 Did you find it too grim, "oop north"? 7 00:00:25,181 --> 00:00:27,061 Think I'd be better suited to a palace. 8 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:29,061 It's the way she said it. 9 00:00:29,061 --> 00:00:31,061 "I've run you a bath, Ma'am." LAUGHTER 10 00:00:31,061 --> 00:00:32,301 Just look at her shoes! 11 00:00:32,301 --> 00:00:33,861 I'm just not really feeling good, Mum. 12 00:00:33,861 --> 00:00:34,901 SOBBING 13 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:37,421 Please don't go starting all that again. 14 00:00:37,421 --> 00:00:38,941 It's a chance to start afresh. 15 00:00:38,941 --> 00:00:40,501 Well, what would you suggest? 16 00:00:40,501 --> 00:00:43,621 Perhaps something more fitted, more vibrant colour? 17 00:00:43,621 --> 00:00:45,661 You're a lot like me, Jane. You've got spirit. 18 00:00:45,661 --> 00:00:48,141 Whoo! Could I possibly interest you in a night-cap? 19 00:00:48,141 --> 00:00:50,141 He doesn't see the point of getting involved 20 00:00:50,141 --> 00:00:51,461 unless it's going somewhere. 21 00:00:51,461 --> 00:00:55,461 I very much fear THAT has divorce written all over it. 22 00:00:55,461 --> 00:00:58,421 Cos a life without passion? Well, that's no life at all. 23 00:00:58,421 --> 00:01:02,381 Her Majesty says I'm to cease all contact immediately. 24 00:01:02,381 --> 00:01:05,901 It'll just be you and me, Jane. Assuming you'll stand by me? 25 00:01:05,901 --> 00:01:07,141 Always, Ma'am. 26 00:01:07,141 --> 00:01:08,701 It's only a job after all. 27 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:11,141 You could find something a bit less all-consuming. 28 00:01:11,141 --> 00:01:13,701 I don't want an ordinary life! 29 00:01:14,621 --> 00:01:16,621 As from now, we're treating Jane Andrews 30 00:01:16,621 --> 00:01:18,941 as the prime suspect in this investigation. 31 00:01:18,941 --> 00:01:22,821 Oh, Jane. However did it come to this? 32 00:01:28,581 --> 00:01:31,061 33 00:01:31,061 --> 00:01:33,661 34 00:01:42,341 --> 00:01:44,541 35 00:01:50,261 --> 00:01:51,861 36 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,381 37 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:56,101 Oh, my dear. Come, come. Quickly, quickly. 38 00:01:56,101 --> 00:01:57,941 39 00:01:57,941 --> 00:02:00,141 40 00:02:00,141 --> 00:02:02,741 I kept telling them it wasn't what it looked like. 41 00:02:03,741 --> 00:02:07,461 It was just a bit of harmless fun. He was being Prince Charming. 42 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,661 The... shoe fits, and all that. 43 00:02:09,661 --> 00:02:11,021 Of course. 44 00:02:11,021 --> 00:02:15,381 Every single headline is about John and bloody toe-sucking. 45 00:02:16,461 --> 00:02:17,581 It's been relentless. 46 00:02:17,581 --> 00:02:21,341 Put it out of your mind. It will soon be forgotten. 47 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:22,701 And so will this man. 48 00:02:23,701 --> 00:02:25,941 He's not for you. Is that right? 49 00:02:29,261 --> 00:02:31,661 Yes, well, it does seem to have reached a natural end. 50 00:02:31,661 --> 00:02:35,301 It is as I said. He has served his purposes. 51 00:02:38,621 --> 00:02:41,341 Well, that's good to know, isn't it, Jane? 52 00:02:41,341 --> 00:02:43,061 SARAH GRUNTS Yes, Ma'am. 53 00:02:44,181 --> 00:02:47,581 So, you can tell all that from the cards? 54 00:02:47,581 --> 00:02:51,581 From the cards, the energies in the room. 55 00:02:51,581 --> 00:02:53,981 The messages come in many different ways. 56 00:02:53,981 --> 00:02:56,301 She's never wrong. You should ask her something. 57 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,181 Oh, I wouldn't want to. 58 00:02:59,261 --> 00:03:01,501 You have a question? Ask it. 59 00:03:05,261 --> 00:03:09,381 I just... wonder if there could... 60 00:03:09,381 --> 00:03:10,781 be someone out there. 61 00:03:12,341 --> 00:03:14,141 Someone who really is my perfect match. 62 00:03:14,141 --> 00:03:17,781 Uh-oh. But you've already got a husband. 63 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,621 You seek a soulmate? 64 00:03:20,941 --> 00:03:24,621 I just imagined being with someone who... 65 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,141 wants the same things, 66 00:03:26,141 --> 00:03:29,221 you know, shares the same dreams. 67 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:32,741 Give your hands. 68 00:03:41,141 --> 00:03:42,581 I feel a strong presence. 69 00:03:43,981 --> 00:03:45,941 A male presence. 70 00:03:47,141 --> 00:03:49,581 Very virile. Lucky thing. 71 00:03:51,141 --> 00:03:54,621 I see wine, candles... 72 00:03:54,621 --> 00:03:56,821 I see where this is going. 73 00:04:00,621 --> 00:04:05,061 This man will bring great passion into your life. 74 00:04:05,061 --> 00:04:08,021 He will open up new worlds. 75 00:04:09,781 --> 00:04:13,821 But once you meet him, there'll be no going back. 76 00:04:15,261 --> 00:04:17,181 Thought you already had your happy ever after. 77 00:04:17,181 --> 00:04:19,661 MUSIC: 'Everybody Wants To Rule The World' by Tears for Fears 78 00:04:19,661 --> 00:04:21,421 REPORTERS CLAMOUR Sarah! Sarah, tell us. 79 00:04:21,421 --> 00:04:23,301 What'd your fortune say? That's for me to know. 80 00:04:23,301 --> 00:04:25,061 Another tall dark stranger on the horizon? 81 00:04:25,061 --> 00:04:26,821 If there is, he's coming for my friend here. 82 00:04:26,821 --> 00:04:28,381 Still enjoying single life, Ma'am? 83 00:04:28,381 --> 00:04:30,181 Oh, yes, it's wonderful. Thanks for asking. 84 00:04:30,181 --> 00:04:31,381 I'd recommend it to anyone. 85 00:04:31,381 --> 00:04:32,901 Come on. Let's get out of here. 86 00:04:32,901 --> 00:04:34,741 REPORTERS CLAMOUR 87 00:04:36,221 --> 00:04:37,381 Jane. 88 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:42,741 REPORTER: Sarah, tell us! 89 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,301 REPORTER: Sarah, what happened to your friend from the villa? 90 00:04:50,301 --> 00:04:52,501 DCI DOUGLAS: Now, that photo's got to be ten years old. 91 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,101 God knows where they found it. 92 00:04:54,101 --> 00:04:55,781 But now they've linked her to the Royals, 93 00:04:55,781 --> 00:04:57,341 they'll be crawling all over us. 94 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,621 It'll be yours truly having to deal with them. 95 00:05:02,821 --> 00:05:03,861 DS SMART: Sir? 96 00:05:04,981 --> 00:05:07,421 We're on the Six O'Clock News. 97 00:05:07,421 --> 00:05:10,381 NEWSREADER: '..the search continues for his girlfriend, Jane Andrews, 98 00:05:10,381 --> 00:05:14,901 'former employee and close personal confidante of the Duchess of York, 99 00:05:14,901 --> 00:05:19,101 'who is understood to be deeply distressed by her disappearance. 100 00:05:19,101 --> 00:05:22,781 'The police are appealing for information on her whereabouts, 101 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,741 'and the big question right now is, 102 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:28,381 'where in the world is Jane Andrews?' 103 00:05:30,341 --> 00:05:33,381 JANE: So sorry Sarah couldn't be here to discuss the gala herself. 104 00:05:33,381 --> 00:05:34,661 ALEKSANDRA: Oh, I understand. 105 00:05:34,661 --> 00:05:36,021 She just has so much to deal with, 106 00:05:36,021 --> 00:05:39,581 what with the separation and the house move. 107 00:05:39,581 --> 00:05:42,901 I'm sure. So has she ANY servants left? 108 00:05:43,861 --> 00:05:48,541 Literally a handful. I mean... Romenda Lodge is hardly the Palace. 109 00:05:48,541 --> 00:05:51,341 We've been having to scrape by on an absolute skeleton staff. 110 00:05:51,341 --> 00:05:53,581 We've really had to tighten our belts all round. 111 00:05:53,581 --> 00:05:56,381 So no more lovely shopping trips on Concorde? 112 00:05:56,381 --> 00:05:58,381 Not just at the moment. 113 00:05:58,381 --> 00:06:01,101 It's been quite an adjustment. Mm. 114 00:06:02,181 --> 00:06:04,101 But between you and me... Mm? 115 00:06:05,101 --> 00:06:06,701 Basically running the whole show now. 116 00:06:06,701 --> 00:06:09,501 Well, well done you. 117 00:06:09,501 --> 00:06:11,701 And you said your husband's working there too? 118 00:06:12,821 --> 00:06:18,421 Yes. Er, Sarah needed someone with financial expertise, 119 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,661 and Charles was looking for a change, so... 120 00:06:20,661 --> 00:06:23,861 How lovely for you both, to be working together as a team. 121 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,141 Must be such fun. 122 00:06:29,821 --> 00:06:30,861 For God's sake, Charles. 123 00:06:30,861 --> 00:06:32,541 It's basic book-keeping. Get on with it. 124 00:06:32,541 --> 00:06:33,861 How am I supposed to get on with it 125 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:35,621 when she doesn't keep any bloody receipts? 126 00:06:35,621 --> 00:06:38,181 I don't know. Just do the best that you can. 127 00:06:38,181 --> 00:06:40,701 This isn't what I signed up for, Janey. I don't... 128 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:43,701 We were meant to sit down together and make a proper financial plan. 129 00:06:43,701 --> 00:06:46,021 Well, it looks like this publishing deal may go ahead. 130 00:06:46,021 --> 00:06:48,141 Dear God. Not more helicopter stories. 131 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:51,581 No, actually. It's a biographical working of Queen Victoria's travels. 132 00:06:51,581 --> 00:06:53,221 I'm sure that'll be a massive earner (!) 133 00:06:53,221 --> 00:06:56,021 SARAH: Jane? Jane, are you there? I can't talk about this now. 134 00:06:56,021 --> 00:06:59,021 Well, if she's going out for lunch, tell her to keep the receipt. 135 00:06:59,021 --> 00:07:02,501 It'll write itself. All right, all right. That works. 136 00:07:02,501 --> 00:07:05,341 Jane?! Bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. 137 00:07:06,941 --> 00:07:09,981 So, the plan is we leave on Friday for Germany, 138 00:07:09,981 --> 00:07:12,381 and I shall follow in Victoria's footsteps. 139 00:07:12,381 --> 00:07:15,901 A sort of spiritual pilgrimage. Oh, Ma'am, that's so exciting. 140 00:07:15,901 --> 00:07:18,061 I know, so you'd better start packing. Of course. 141 00:07:18,061 --> 00:07:20,261 And you can tell that penny-pinching husband of yours 142 00:07:20,261 --> 00:07:22,301 that I'll need to release some funds. Yes, Ma'am. 143 00:07:22,301 --> 00:07:25,021 And I don't care how "unwise" he thinks it is. 144 00:07:25,021 --> 00:07:27,981 No, Ma'am. Testing times call for bold actions! 145 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,301 Absolutely, Ma'am. 146 00:07:30,301 --> 00:07:32,141 How long will you be gone for? 147 00:07:32,141 --> 00:07:33,381 Erm... Here, here. 148 00:07:33,381 --> 00:07:36,741 JANE SIGHS I imagine it'll be at least a month. 149 00:07:36,741 --> 00:07:39,461 It may be longer. They're still finalising the itinerary. 150 00:07:40,621 --> 00:07:42,941 No doubt you'll both be living it up all over Europe. 151 00:07:42,941 --> 00:07:44,741 Oh, for goodness sake. 152 00:07:44,741 --> 00:07:47,421 This jealousy is getting really boring, you know? 153 00:07:47,421 --> 00:07:49,301 No, it's not about that. Yeah, right. 154 00:07:50,341 --> 00:07:53,181 I just think this type of stress and disruption, 155 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:54,941 it really isn't good for you. 156 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:58,061 What happens if you start feeling unwell again? I won't. 157 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:02,141 Well, I hope not, but we talked about maybe going to see someone. 158 00:08:02,141 --> 00:08:03,541 Er, no, you talked about that. 159 00:08:03,541 --> 00:08:05,381 Well, I just think if the doctor could give you 160 00:08:05,381 --> 00:08:06,741 something for your nerves... 161 00:08:06,741 --> 00:08:08,941 There is nothing wrong with my bloody nerves. 162 00:08:08,941 --> 00:08:11,061 Janey, you know that's not true. 163 00:08:11,061 --> 00:08:13,821 The only thing wrong with my life is you. 164 00:08:13,821 --> 00:08:17,861 You're the one who makes me ill. You're the one who ruins everything. 165 00:08:17,861 --> 00:08:22,141 It's like you'd rather my whole life be as dull and as drab as you are. 166 00:08:22,141 --> 00:08:23,581 It's like I can't fucking breathe! 167 00:08:23,581 --> 00:08:25,581 I-I'm not gonna fight with you. No, of course not. 168 00:08:25,581 --> 00:08:28,101 God forbid, you'd have an actual emotion 169 00:08:28,101 --> 00:08:29,661 or show some kind of fucking passion. 170 00:08:29,661 --> 00:08:31,301 This isn't passion, Jane. 171 00:08:31,301 --> 00:08:34,341 How would you know? You're like a fucking block of wood! 172 00:08:34,341 --> 00:08:36,741 It's not passion. It's just never-ending drama. 173 00:08:36,741 --> 00:08:38,981 If you're not screaming, you're sobbing, 174 00:08:38,981 --> 00:08:41,981 or you're lying in the dark, practically bloody catatonic, 175 00:08:41,981 --> 00:08:44,421 and I just... I just can't take much more of it. 176 00:08:44,421 --> 00:08:48,421 Fine, then go! Leave. Go on, go and pack your things. 177 00:08:48,421 --> 00:08:50,901 If I'm that much of a fucking nightmare, why are you with me? 178 00:08:50,901 --> 00:08:53,181 But I think the trouble is, you don't want to be with me. 179 00:08:53,181 --> 00:08:54,541 SHE GROANS I hate you! 180 00:09:20,061 --> 00:09:21,981 How many? 181 00:09:21,981 --> 00:09:24,981 SMART: 307 calls from the public so far. 182 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:29,421 96 of them reported sightings of Jane in the last 48 hours. 183 00:09:29,421 --> 00:09:31,421 Jesus. Any of them credible? 184 00:09:31,421 --> 00:09:34,741 There seems to be a cluster on the south coast. Yeah? 185 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:38,461 But there's also about 20 up near St Andrews. 186 00:09:38,461 --> 00:09:39,781 Well, that narrows it down a bit. 187 00:09:39,781 --> 00:09:41,181 KNOCKING PC MCGUIRE: Sir. 188 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,541 Are they the latest witness statements? Oh, no, Sir. 189 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,821 I think the team's still putting them into the computer. 190 00:09:45,821 --> 00:09:48,901 So much for "speedier access to information", eh? 191 00:09:49,861 --> 00:09:51,421 Yes, Sir. 192 00:09:51,421 --> 00:09:53,581 There's a guy waiting to speak to you. 193 00:09:53,581 --> 00:09:54,661 What "guy"? 194 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,581 He says he has information about Jane Andrews. 195 00:09:56,581 --> 00:09:59,461 Terrific. So the nutjobs are now turning up in person. 196 00:09:59,461 --> 00:10:01,741 Desk Sergeant thought he seemed pretty credible. 197 00:10:01,741 --> 00:10:05,621 I'm sure. Probably saw her having tea with... Prince of Wales. 198 00:10:18,021 --> 00:10:20,621 CHARLES: I-I didn't even know there was a problem 199 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,741 until I got a call from the Evening Standard. 200 00:10:22,741 --> 00:10:26,621 DOUGLAS: Unfortunately, there has been a lot of, er, press interest. 201 00:10:26,621 --> 00:10:29,261 The reporter assumed I knew what had happened. 202 00:10:30,341 --> 00:10:34,421 And he just said you were looking for Jane. 203 00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:38,021 Then I... Oh... CHARLES SIGHS 204 00:10:38,021 --> 00:10:40,421 I learned there was a body involved. 205 00:10:41,901 --> 00:10:43,861 As soon as I finished work, I came straight here. 206 00:10:43,861 --> 00:10:45,981 Well, we appreciate you coming down, sir. 207 00:10:45,981 --> 00:10:48,261 I just hadn't paid much attention, you see? 208 00:10:48,261 --> 00:10:51,101 I mean, Janey, she... CHARLES CHUCKLES 209 00:10:51,101 --> 00:10:54,501 She... She does tend to be rather dramatic. Right. 210 00:10:54,501 --> 00:10:58,021 Although, with hindsight, I suppose she did sound quite distressed. 211 00:10:58,021 --> 00:10:59,621 So you've spoken to her? 212 00:10:59,621 --> 00:11:02,101 Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Several times. 213 00:11:03,781 --> 00:11:05,581 I mean, I'll need to check exactly. 214 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:09,421 But I-I think she must have contacted me... 215 00:11:09,421 --> 00:11:12,141 er, nine or ten times over the weekend. 216 00:11:12,141 --> 00:11:16,061 Right, so these were all phone conversations? Er, no, no. 217 00:11:16,061 --> 00:11:18,701 Some... some were calls, some text messages. 218 00:11:18,701 --> 00:11:20,741 So what exactly did she say? 219 00:11:20,741 --> 00:11:24,101 It's hard to remember exactly, but she was... 220 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:27,581 mainly talking about relationships 221 00:11:27,581 --> 00:11:29,861 and how they never seemed to go 222 00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:32,181 in the direction that she wanted them to. 223 00:11:32,181 --> 00:11:35,781 The general impression I got was there'd been some sort of row. 224 00:11:35,781 --> 00:11:38,861 Did she tell you where she was? No. No. 225 00:11:38,861 --> 00:11:42,381 I did ask. She wouldn't say. 226 00:11:42,381 --> 00:11:43,821 I could tell she was in a car. 227 00:11:44,981 --> 00:11:46,501 PHONE RINGS Sorry. 228 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,541 Good God. 229 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,261 Is it Jane? Yeah. 230 00:11:54,261 --> 00:11:56,381 Yeah, it, erm... 231 00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:57,661 It says... 232 00:11:57,661 --> 00:12:00,901 "What's wrong? All the press want me." 233 00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:05,261 ALEKSANDRA: We are delighted to announce 234 00:12:05,261 --> 00:12:07,221 she'll be donating a percentage of the proceeds 235 00:12:07,221 --> 00:12:09,501 from her book Travels With Queen Victoria 236 00:12:09,501 --> 00:12:11,141 to our beloved charity. 237 00:12:11,141 --> 00:12:13,461 And now to say a few words, 238 00:12:13,461 --> 00:12:16,981 the authoress herself, Sarah, Duchess of York. 239 00:12:16,981 --> 00:12:19,461 APPLAUSE Are we good? 240 00:12:20,581 --> 00:12:21,621 Here goes nothing. 241 00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:30,661 Hello, everyone. 242 00:12:30,661 --> 00:12:33,261 I really appreciate so many of you turning out 243 00:12:33,261 --> 00:12:36,661 to welcome my little book into the world. 244 00:12:36,661 --> 00:12:38,821 I, er... I say "little", 245 00:12:38,821 --> 00:12:43,061 but as you can see, it is rather hefty. 246 00:12:43,061 --> 00:12:44,141 LAUGHTER 247 00:12:44,141 --> 00:12:46,301 No, but seriously... 248 00:12:46,301 --> 00:12:50,861 Victoria has been a passion of mine since I was a girl, 249 00:12:50,861 --> 00:12:55,461 and to have the chance to literally follow in her footsteps 250 00:12:55,461 --> 00:12:59,021 and journey back through time has been a... 251 00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:01,021 a once-in-a-lifetime experience. 252 00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:03,981 The chap with the glasses. That's the Italian gentleman? 253 00:13:03,981 --> 00:13:06,261 It felt as though the spirit... The Count. 254 00:13:06,261 --> 00:13:08,901 ..of Victoria herself was leading me... 255 00:13:08,901 --> 00:13:11,381 He's an absolute sweetheart. ..through the mountains. 256 00:13:11,381 --> 00:13:16,261 But I was also fortunate to meet many wonderful people 257 00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:20,221 on a more earthly plain. 258 00:13:20,221 --> 00:13:21,421 CROWD MURMURS 259 00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:23,541 The Duchess seems rather taken with him. 260 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,261 We all became fast friends. 261 00:13:25,261 --> 00:13:27,821 And to have the support of a marvellous team - 262 00:13:27,821 --> 00:13:32,061 not least my indefatigable assistant, Jane Andrews. 263 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,541 SCATTERED APPLAUSE Yes, yes, let's. 264 00:13:39,701 --> 00:13:41,821 I think it's fair to say 265 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,381 both Jane and I were at something of a crossroads in our lives, 266 00:13:45,381 --> 00:13:48,781 and this project came at the perfect time. 267 00:13:49,981 --> 00:13:51,181 So thank you, Jane. 268 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,181 Victoria and I couldn't have done it without you. 269 00:13:55,181 --> 00:13:56,341 LAUGHTER 270 00:13:58,701 --> 00:14:00,181 Let's have some Champagne! 271 00:14:00,181 --> 00:14:02,181 MURMURS OF AGREEMENT, APPLAUSE 272 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,541 Brava. Bravissima! 273 00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:12,661 They look to be a little more than friends. 274 00:14:12,661 --> 00:14:15,621 Well, the Count is a very charming companion. 275 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,061 What about you? 276 00:14:17,061 --> 00:14:19,221 Now that you're a desirable divorcee. 277 00:14:19,221 --> 00:14:22,021 Did you find yourself any companions on your travels? 278 00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:25,221 Well, European men can be very attentive 279 00:14:25,221 --> 00:14:27,421 and very persuasive. 280 00:14:27,421 --> 00:14:29,581 Aren't you the lucky girl? 281 00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:33,261 I, erm... 282 00:14:35,261 --> 00:14:36,581 HE MOUTHS 283 00:14:37,861 --> 00:14:39,301 Who's that? 284 00:14:39,301 --> 00:14:43,581 Luis Castillo. Tall, dark and very charming. 285 00:14:43,581 --> 00:14:47,741 Stepfather's in shipping, mother does all the charities. 286 00:14:47,741 --> 00:14:50,101 Luis, darling. Aleksandra. 287 00:14:51,621 --> 00:14:54,381 May I please introduce Jane Andrews? She works with the Duchess. 288 00:14:54,381 --> 00:14:57,261 Well, how do you do? I'm surprised you two haven't met. 289 00:14:57,261 --> 00:14:59,341 It's an oversight I'm delighted to remedy. 290 00:15:00,501 --> 00:15:02,261 Aleksandra tells me you're in shipping? 291 00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:04,101 Oh, amongst other things. 292 00:15:05,101 --> 00:15:07,541 A man of many talents. HE CHUCKLES 293 00:15:08,901 --> 00:15:10,461 Oh, you have something... 294 00:15:12,261 --> 00:15:15,741 Lovely suit. Very gorgeous fabric. 295 00:15:18,381 --> 00:15:19,741 Thank you. 296 00:15:21,261 --> 00:15:24,981 Might I fetch you a glass of wine, Miss Andrews? 297 00:15:24,981 --> 00:15:26,021 That would be lovely. 298 00:15:27,981 --> 00:15:32,141 All right. Please... call me Jane. 299 00:15:32,141 --> 00:15:33,621 Jane. 300 00:15:41,101 --> 00:15:44,301 Well, clearly, she'd learned a few tricks on her travels. 301 00:15:44,301 --> 00:15:46,421 BIRDS CHIRP 302 00:15:59,301 --> 00:16:01,301 HE GROANS Oh. 303 00:16:02,581 --> 00:16:06,141 Mm. It's time to get up, my love. 304 00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,621 Not yet, it's still early. 305 00:16:09,621 --> 00:16:12,741 Yes, but you need to go home... 306 00:16:12,741 --> 00:16:15,741 and change before work. 307 00:16:18,941 --> 00:16:21,301 Sarah won't mind if I'm a little late. 308 00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:25,341 She says I work too hard as it is. 309 00:16:25,341 --> 00:16:29,421 You have a most understanding boss. 310 00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:32,301 Mm, she's more of a friend, really. 311 00:16:33,621 --> 00:16:36,701 She always asks about you. She does? 312 00:16:36,701 --> 00:16:40,181 Mm. She thinks you sound lovely. 313 00:16:40,181 --> 00:16:44,181 Mm, well... I really am. 314 00:16:44,181 --> 00:16:45,221 SHE GIGGLES 315 00:16:46,181 --> 00:16:49,021 You should meet her properly sometime. Mm-hm. 316 00:16:50,821 --> 00:16:54,461 All right. Five more minutes, then. 317 00:16:55,821 --> 00:16:57,421 HE SIGHS HEAVILY 318 00:17:01,701 --> 00:17:05,741 You know, I wouldn't always need to go home if I had some clothes here. 319 00:17:07,101 --> 00:17:12,181 Ah, you mean the drawer that you ladies are always so keen on. 320 00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:14,781 Well, I wouldn't need a whole drawer. 321 00:17:14,781 --> 00:17:19,421 Maybe just a tiny little corner of a wardrobe. Right. 322 00:17:19,421 --> 00:17:22,581 But where would I put all my beautiful suits? 323 00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:24,861 They are very beautiful. 324 00:17:24,861 --> 00:17:27,581 It's one of the first things that I noticed about you. 325 00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:30,501 Well, wait till you see my new dinner jacket. 326 00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:32,181 I won't have to wait long. 327 00:17:34,301 --> 00:17:35,701 The gala next week? 328 00:17:36,981 --> 00:17:39,781 I'm sorry, my love. Next week, I shall be in Greece. 329 00:17:41,581 --> 00:17:44,061 Really? Yes. 330 00:17:44,061 --> 00:17:45,381 You didn't mention it. 331 00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:47,221 Oh, it's been arranged for some time. 332 00:17:47,221 --> 00:17:48,981 I'm visiting some old friends. 333 00:17:51,021 --> 00:17:54,261 That sounds like a fun trip. It should be. 334 00:17:59,381 --> 00:18:01,141 Do you know what would make it even more fun? 335 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,701 Oh! Good morning, Ma'am. 336 00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:19,021 Morning. 337 00:18:20,501 --> 00:18:23,981 Shall I make some coffee? Claudia's fetching some. 338 00:18:23,981 --> 00:18:25,261 Oh, excellent. 339 00:18:26,421 --> 00:18:29,781 Luis opened a very nice bottle of wine last night, 340 00:18:29,781 --> 00:18:32,741 and I have to admit I am suffering a bit this morning. 341 00:18:34,901 --> 00:18:36,021 While I've got you, Ma'am, 342 00:18:36,021 --> 00:18:38,821 I'm going to have to take a few days' leave next week. 343 00:18:39,821 --> 00:18:42,581 Luis has a trip to the Greek islands, and he'd like me to go. 344 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:46,501 Next week? We've got the gala on Thursday. 345 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,261 I know. There's just a few last bits to arrange, 346 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:51,061 so I'll have everything done before I go. 347 00:18:54,621 --> 00:18:57,941 FABRIZIO: Amore, are you ready? Oh, just a moment, Fabs. 348 00:18:59,261 --> 00:19:01,861 Well, you'd better make sure that Claudia's across everything, 349 00:19:01,861 --> 00:19:04,061 you know, assuming she doesn't mind picking up slack. 350 00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:06,261 Oh, no, not at all, Ma'am. 351 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:12,301 There won't be any slack, Ma'am. I promise. 352 00:19:15,181 --> 00:19:16,621 I really didn't think you'd mind. 353 00:19:16,621 --> 00:19:19,181 I thought you'd be pleased I was having a break. 354 00:19:19,181 --> 00:19:21,501 I was just saying to Luis this morning, 355 00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,621 Sarah always says I work too hard. 356 00:19:28,781 --> 00:19:31,701 I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness. 357 00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:34,021 Well, I'm sure Claudia and I shall manage. 358 00:19:34,021 --> 00:19:35,061 You enjoy your holiday. 359 00:19:36,941 --> 00:19:38,341 Shall we go? Andiamo. 360 00:19:46,181 --> 00:19:48,181 I mean, I haven't had a day off in nearly two years. 361 00:19:48,181 --> 00:19:50,301 It's not like I'm being unreasonable, is it? 362 00:19:50,301 --> 00:19:52,261 No. No, not at all. CLATTERING 363 00:19:52,261 --> 00:19:53,861 Yeah, sorry about all this. 364 00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:57,381 I just need to have everything labelled and couriered 365 00:19:57,381 --> 00:19:59,021 before we leave. 366 00:19:59,021 --> 00:20:02,141 I mean, it's all very well saying I should leave it to Claudia, 367 00:20:02,141 --> 00:20:04,461 but the fact is, she wouldn't even know where to begin! 368 00:20:04,461 --> 00:20:07,501 And then she starts piping up about "picking up the slack". 369 00:20:07,501 --> 00:20:10,341 Like she would have a clue about what needs doing. 370 00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:12,501 Er... 371 00:20:14,101 --> 00:20:16,821 Jane. Jane, darling. Uh-huh? 372 00:20:17,821 --> 00:20:21,381 If it's gonna cause difficulties, then, well... 373 00:20:21,381 --> 00:20:24,381 perhaps you shouldn't come. What? 374 00:20:24,381 --> 00:20:27,141 Well... No, no, it's fine. I'm nearly done. 375 00:20:27,141 --> 00:20:31,501 Once I've finished, I won't give bloody Claudia another thought. 376 00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:33,181 I promise. Right. 377 00:20:39,741 --> 00:20:41,381 The list I gave her was perfectly clear, 378 00:20:41,381 --> 00:20:43,101 but maybe I should call her just to check. 379 00:20:43,101 --> 00:20:44,821 You already left two messages. 380 00:20:44,821 --> 00:20:48,341 I know, but Claudia doesn't always check the machine. 381 00:20:48,341 --> 00:20:50,261 And she needs to go through the diary tonight. 382 00:20:50,261 --> 00:20:52,301 The Duchess needs to know what to expect. 383 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,621 Well, you're only away for a few days. 384 00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:58,061 I'm sure it'll all be fine. You say that. 385 00:20:58,061 --> 00:21:00,141 You have no idea how much can go wrong in a few days. 386 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,341 MAN: Yamas! Yamas! 387 00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:03,741 GLASSES CLINK 388 00:21:03,741 --> 00:21:05,501 LIVELY CHATTER 389 00:21:05,501 --> 00:21:07,661 Did you, er... Did you want dessert? 390 00:21:07,661 --> 00:21:09,381 No. I don't think so. 391 00:21:10,621 --> 00:21:15,141 Why don't you have a siesta? Back at the villa? Try and relax. 392 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,181 Yeah, OK. Sounds good. 393 00:21:17,181 --> 00:21:19,941 I'll ask Christos to order you a taxi. 394 00:21:19,941 --> 00:21:21,141 You're not coming too? 395 00:21:21,141 --> 00:21:23,181 No, I'm gonna have a few drinks with the boys. 396 00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:24,541 I'll see you back there. 397 00:21:30,221 --> 00:21:32,701 Every year, they let you back. LAUGHTER 398 00:21:50,661 --> 00:21:52,061 SHE SIGHS 399 00:22:22,981 --> 00:22:25,701 ENGINE DRONES IN DISTANCE 400 00:22:50,861 --> 00:22:53,261 Hi, darling. Where have you been? 401 00:22:54,301 --> 00:22:56,421 I told you, I was catching up with the boys. 402 00:22:56,421 --> 00:22:58,181 It's been hours. HE SCOFFS 403 00:22:58,181 --> 00:22:59,981 Not really. It's only seven o'clock. 404 00:22:59,981 --> 00:23:02,341 Well, you could've called me. I've been sat there waiting. 405 00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:05,221 I mean, why even invite me if you don't want to be with me? 406 00:23:05,221 --> 00:23:07,381 I didn't... invite you. 407 00:23:08,901 --> 00:23:10,381 What do you mean? 408 00:23:10,381 --> 00:23:12,661 Well, the truth is, is that you invited yourself. 409 00:23:12,661 --> 00:23:14,621 I was perfectly happy coming here alone. 410 00:23:14,621 --> 00:23:17,021 And if I want to spend time with my friends, 411 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:18,061 then that's what I'll do. 412 00:23:18,061 --> 00:23:20,181 I'm sorry. You said you wanted to show me the island. 413 00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:22,541 You wanted me to meet your friends, because we're a couple. 414 00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:25,461 That is what couples do. OK, Jane, look... 415 00:23:25,461 --> 00:23:26,741 HE EXHALES SHARPLY 416 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:32,141 I've very much enjoyed our time together, but we're... 417 00:23:32,141 --> 00:23:34,581 we're very different people. What? 418 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,101 And I-I just... I think... 419 00:23:36,101 --> 00:23:38,101 I think we would be better as friends. 420 00:23:38,101 --> 00:23:41,221 We're on holiday. We're in love. 421 00:23:41,221 --> 00:23:44,701 Yeah, OK, well, I'm very fond of you as well, but... 422 00:23:46,741 --> 00:23:48,941 No. No, please, you don't mean it. Jane... 423 00:23:48,941 --> 00:23:50,181 Jane. We're happy together. 424 00:23:50,181 --> 00:23:51,621 Jane. We're happy, for God's sake! 425 00:23:51,621 --> 00:23:53,261 Yes, but it's not working for me any more! 426 00:23:53,261 --> 00:23:54,421 I'm sorry. 427 00:23:55,421 --> 00:23:56,621 I'm sorry. 428 00:23:57,781 --> 00:24:00,901 It would be better if we just make a clean break. 429 00:24:00,901 --> 00:24:03,261 No. No, no, no... Jane, Jane... 430 00:24:03,261 --> 00:24:04,861 Jane, stop it. Jane, stop it! No, no... 431 00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:06,901 Jane, stop THAT! 432 00:24:06,901 --> 00:24:09,221 HE GRUNTS What is wrong with you?! 433 00:24:10,861 --> 00:24:14,061 HE SIGHS This is completely unacceptable. 434 00:24:33,741 --> 00:24:35,101 DOOR OPENS 435 00:24:38,861 --> 00:24:42,381 LUIS: Genevieve? GENEVIEVE: Coming, darling. Sorry! 436 00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:44,701 I wasn't sure about the pink. Oh, you look fabulous. 437 00:24:45,821 --> 00:24:47,381 Thank you, darling. 438 00:24:47,381 --> 00:24:52,661 I haven't made us late, have I? Not at all. We are right on time. 439 00:24:52,661 --> 00:24:54,621 Here, let me get that for you. 440 00:24:54,621 --> 00:24:57,181 Thank you. Did you remember the wine? 441 00:24:57,181 --> 00:24:58,861 Mm, it's in the boot. 442 00:24:58,861 --> 00:25:01,901 CAR DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE STARTS 443 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,101 'I kept telling her to be a bit cooler.' 444 00:25:17,101 --> 00:25:21,861 Men enjoy the thrill of the chase, but Jane had a tendency to be... 445 00:25:23,141 --> 00:25:24,901 ..over-intense. 446 00:25:40,981 --> 00:25:43,021 MUSIC: 'Song 2' by Blur 447 00:25:51,421 --> 00:25:53,741 448 00:25:55,061 --> 00:25:56,101 449 00:25:56,101 --> 00:25:58,941 450 00:25:58,941 --> 00:26:00,261 451 00:26:01,261 --> 00:26:02,821 452 00:26:02,821 --> 00:26:04,701 453 00:26:04,701 --> 00:26:06,741 SHE SCREAMS 454 00:26:06,741 --> 00:26:08,501 455 00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:10,861 456 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:13,741 But I'm never sure 457 00:26:13,741 --> 00:26:14,901 458 00:26:16,101 --> 00:26:18,741 459 00:26:20,901 --> 00:26:22,421 460 00:26:25,261 --> 00:26:26,661 461 00:26:26,661 --> 00:26:28,341 DOOR SHUTS 462 00:26:28,341 --> 00:26:30,021 FAINT FOOTSTEPS 463 00:26:31,861 --> 00:26:34,021 FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE 464 00:26:46,501 --> 00:26:47,901 WOMAN GASPS Sorry. 465 00:26:48,821 --> 00:26:50,381 I'll just get out of your way. 466 00:26:54,501 --> 00:26:55,701 PHONE RINGS 467 00:26:57,621 --> 00:27:00,301 RINGING CONTINUES, BEEP 468 00:27:00,301 --> 00:27:02,221 VOICEMAIL: 'Hi. You've reached Jane Andrews. 469 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:05,061 'I can't take your call right now, so please leave a message.' 470 00:27:05,061 --> 00:27:06,861 BEEP 471 00:27:06,861 --> 00:27:09,181 LUIS: 'Jane? Jane, are you there? 472 00:27:11,101 --> 00:27:13,621 'Look, I've just got back to the house, and I... 473 00:27:13,621 --> 00:27:16,501 'I can't believe what you've... 474 00:27:16,501 --> 00:27:18,421 'I mean, what were you thinking?! 475 00:27:18,421 --> 00:27:20,541 'You can't just come into someone's home and... 476 00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:24,621 'This has to stop, do you hear? 477 00:27:24,621 --> 00:27:26,901 'I mean, the phone calls were bad enough, 478 00:27:26,901 --> 00:27:29,061 'and I know that you have been following me, 479 00:27:29,061 --> 00:27:30,741 'but THIS is... 480 00:27:30,741 --> 00:27:32,261 'Look, I'm changing the locks, 481 00:27:32,261 --> 00:27:33,821 'and I'm afraid if you come here again, 482 00:27:33,821 --> 00:27:35,541 'I shall have to call the police.' 483 00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:36,581 BEEP 484 00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:44,741 And then I found him the next day, just laying outside. 485 00:27:44,741 --> 00:27:46,461 I was appalled! SARAH LAUGHS 486 00:27:49,621 --> 00:27:51,621 Oh. Hi, there. 487 00:27:51,621 --> 00:27:54,901 Wasn't sure we'd see you today. Are you feeling better? 488 00:27:54,901 --> 00:27:56,701 Yes. Much better, thank you. 489 00:27:56,701 --> 00:28:00,341 Good stuff. Actually, can I just ask you something? 490 00:28:00,341 --> 00:28:02,061 There's an entry here for Friday evening. 491 00:28:02,061 --> 00:28:04,421 It looks like a booking for a private room. I'm... 492 00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:05,461 That's right. 493 00:28:06,661 --> 00:28:09,581 I put that in there. It's for my 30th. 494 00:28:09,581 --> 00:28:11,101 I did send you an invitation. 495 00:28:13,461 --> 00:28:15,741 Right. It's been arranged for months. 496 00:28:17,621 --> 00:28:21,301 Super. Well, I'll be sure to remind the Duchess, but... 497 00:28:21,301 --> 00:28:23,341 you know how busy she is at the moment. 498 00:28:23,341 --> 00:28:25,181 Claudia, I need you. Coming, Ma'am. 499 00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:26,981 I won't be long. FABRIZIO: No rush. 500 00:28:29,901 --> 00:28:32,181 DISTANT LAUGHTER 501 00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:37,021 Ciao, ciao. 502 00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:43,541 Giovanna, you seem a little blue. 503 00:28:46,541 --> 00:28:49,781 Me? No, I'm... I'm fine. 504 00:28:49,781 --> 00:28:52,741 I hope that young man of yours is treating you well. 505 00:28:55,701 --> 00:29:00,101 Actually, Luis and I aren't together any more. 506 00:29:00,101 --> 00:29:02,941 Ah. I am so sorry to hear that. 507 00:29:03,941 --> 00:29:07,461 Well, last time I was here, you were going on a holiday together. 508 00:29:08,701 --> 00:29:11,341 Yes, well, that's where he decided to dump me. 509 00:29:11,341 --> 00:29:14,821 Madonna Santa! You poor girl. 510 00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:16,981 Clearly, that man is an idiot. 511 00:29:19,381 --> 00:29:21,021 Thank you. HE CHUCKLES 512 00:29:21,021 --> 00:29:22,221 You're very kind. 513 00:29:24,941 --> 00:29:25,981 SHE SNIFFLES 514 00:29:25,981 --> 00:29:28,061 Aw. Sorry. 515 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:35,261 It's my 30th birthday on Friday, and I planned this big party, and... 516 00:29:35,261 --> 00:29:37,541 I didn't imagine I'd be going on my own. 517 00:29:40,141 --> 00:29:43,581 These storms will pass. You'll see. 518 00:29:46,301 --> 00:29:47,341 OK? 519 00:29:51,221 --> 00:29:52,941 Fabs, you ready? 520 00:29:52,941 --> 00:29:54,861 Absolutely, amore mio. 521 00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:04,741 Oh, Aleksandra, you made it! Of course, darling. 522 00:30:04,741 --> 00:30:06,501 Many happy returns. 523 00:30:06,501 --> 00:30:09,101 Thank you. Erm, this is my friend Francesca. 524 00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:10,661 Oh, lovely to meet you. Hello. 525 00:30:10,661 --> 00:30:13,421 Francesca has her own hair salon. Does she really? 526 00:30:13,421 --> 00:30:15,861 And this is Josh. We met at Ascot. 527 00:30:15,861 --> 00:30:18,141 Well, in the Champagne tent, to be precise. 528 00:30:18,141 --> 00:30:19,701 I do hope I haven't missed the Duchess? 529 00:30:19,701 --> 00:30:21,101 No, not yet. 530 00:30:22,141 --> 00:30:24,021 Talk of the devil... 531 00:30:24,021 --> 00:30:27,181 Hi! Oh, hello, darling! Happy birthday. 532 00:30:27,181 --> 00:30:29,501 Oh! Hello! 533 00:30:29,501 --> 00:30:32,101 This is, er, fun. Yes. 534 00:30:32,101 --> 00:30:33,581 JOSH: Hello. Oh. 535 00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:35,021 Herself asked me to pass this on. 536 00:30:35,021 --> 00:30:36,421 Aw. She had a clash. 537 00:30:36,421 --> 00:30:38,061 Sweet. But she sends her best wishes. 538 00:30:39,341 --> 00:30:42,821 Thank you. Er, do help yourself to a drink. 539 00:30:42,821 --> 00:30:44,461 Oh! Don't mind if I do. 540 00:30:49,541 --> 00:30:51,021 Aren't you going to open it? 541 00:30:53,381 --> 00:30:54,581 Yes. 542 00:31:00,141 --> 00:31:01,181 Oh, it's lovely. 543 00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:04,341 So simple and discreet. 544 00:31:06,661 --> 00:31:08,301 It's very tasteful. 545 00:31:13,141 --> 00:31:17,261 Honestly, it looked like it had fallen out of a cracker. 546 00:31:17,261 --> 00:31:20,821 Definitely cheap and cheerful. Oof! 547 00:31:20,821 --> 00:31:24,221 And for such a significant birthday, too. Oh, dear. 548 00:31:24,221 --> 00:31:27,821 Well, clearly, young Jane had fallen out of favour with the Duchess. 549 00:31:29,301 --> 00:31:31,501 SCRUBBING 550 00:31:37,541 --> 00:31:40,061 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 551 00:31:41,221 --> 00:31:43,941 Claudia? Is she up in her room? 552 00:31:43,941 --> 00:31:46,021 Er, yes, but she's about to go out. 553 00:31:46,021 --> 00:31:48,941 I just need to speak to her quickly. Actually, Jane, could I have a word? 554 00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:51,061 Er, can it wait? I just need to speak to the Duchess... 555 00:31:51,061 --> 00:31:52,581 I'm sorry. No, it can't. 556 00:31:54,061 --> 00:31:55,221 What is it? 557 00:31:57,701 --> 00:32:00,181 Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. 558 00:32:01,661 --> 00:32:02,901 What? 559 00:32:02,901 --> 00:32:05,141 It's no reflection on you personally. 560 00:32:05,141 --> 00:32:07,101 It's a cost-cutting exercise. 561 00:32:08,341 --> 00:32:10,541 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 562 00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:13,261 No, this can't be right. I need to speak... 563 00:32:13,261 --> 00:32:15,741 I'm afraid that won't change anything. 564 00:32:15,741 --> 00:32:17,861 I mean, you know the financial pressure she's under, 565 00:32:17,861 --> 00:32:19,701 more than anyone. 566 00:32:19,701 --> 00:32:20,901 Yes, I... I do, but... 567 00:32:20,901 --> 00:32:23,341 And basically, something had to give. 568 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:25,941 And it might be a good thing. 569 00:32:25,941 --> 00:32:29,981 Give you the chance to explore other options. Mm? 570 00:32:37,861 --> 00:32:39,021 When? 571 00:32:40,461 --> 00:32:44,141 You take your time. You'll want to pack up your things. 572 00:32:44,141 --> 00:32:46,261 But I will need your keys by the end of the day. 573 00:32:54,341 --> 00:32:57,181 'She was completely and utterly devastated.' 574 00:32:57,181 --> 00:32:59,301 It was almost like a bereavement. 575 00:33:01,141 --> 00:33:03,941 I really think it broke her heart. 576 00:33:21,661 --> 00:33:23,701 ENGINE STARTS 577 00:33:53,621 --> 00:33:56,381 REPORTER ON TV: 'More tears were shed for Princess Diana today. 578 00:33:56,381 --> 00:33:59,861 '2,500 people passed through the gates of Althorp today 579 00:33:59,861 --> 00:34:03,181 'to see the island site where Princess Diana is buried. 580 00:34:03,181 --> 00:34:05,021 'Nearby, her brother, Earl Spencer, 581 00:34:05,021 --> 00:34:06,901 'has opened a museum to Diana's memory.' 582 00:34:06,901 --> 00:34:08,621 LETTERBOX CLATTERS, RUSTLING 583 00:34:08,621 --> 00:34:11,421 REPORTER: 'Inside, there's a display of the Princess' possessions, 584 00:34:11,421 --> 00:34:12,861 'including her wedding dress. 585 00:34:12,861 --> 00:34:15,661 'Outside, some visitors laid flowers at a temple 586 00:34:15,661 --> 00:34:17,941 'close to the island where she's buried.' 587 00:34:17,941 --> 00:34:19,421 'There was never much doubt 588 00:34:19,421 --> 00:34:22,541 'that Princess Diana's final resting place would attract the crowds. 589 00:34:22,541 --> 00:34:26,781 'Over the next two months, 150,000 are expected to come here. 590 00:34:27,981 --> 00:34:30,101 'And now the weather forecast for today. 591 00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:31,901 'A bright and fairly warm day here in London, 592 00:34:31,901 --> 00:34:34,221 'with sunny spells developing after a mild start. 593 00:34:34,221 --> 00:34:36,781 'There may be some patchy cloud through the afternoon, 594 00:34:36,781 --> 00:34:39,181 'but it should stay largely dry. 595 00:34:39,181 --> 00:34:40,501 'Temperatures climbing to...' 596 00:34:41,581 --> 00:34:43,461 She didn't even do it in person. 597 00:34:44,821 --> 00:34:46,581 After everything we've been through. 598 00:34:47,701 --> 00:34:48,821 I know, love. 599 00:34:48,821 --> 00:34:51,781 'And I wrote to her. Did I tell you?' 600 00:34:51,781 --> 00:34:55,101 After Diana died. I just wanted to say how sorry I was. 601 00:34:55,101 --> 00:34:58,061 'Oh, Jane. I think...' 602 00:34:59,421 --> 00:35:02,781 I think you just have to try and put it behind you. 603 00:35:05,941 --> 00:35:08,021 What if I can't? 604 00:35:09,181 --> 00:35:11,061 Well, now you're just being silly. 605 00:35:14,021 --> 00:35:15,821 Why's it always like this? 606 00:35:19,181 --> 00:35:20,541 What's wrong with me, Mum? 607 00:35:22,741 --> 00:35:24,941 Why can't I ever just be happy? 608 00:35:24,941 --> 00:35:26,741 'Of course you can be happy.' 609 00:35:26,741 --> 00:35:30,421 You've just had a bit of bad luck, that's all. 610 00:35:32,581 --> 00:35:34,301 'And the truth is...' 611 00:35:35,381 --> 00:35:37,621 I blame myself. 612 00:35:37,621 --> 00:35:40,141 You shouldn't. 'Well, yes, I should. 613 00:35:40,141 --> 00:35:41,661 'Your... Your father was right.' 614 00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:44,821 I should never have pushed you into taking that job. 615 00:35:46,261 --> 00:35:50,341 If you hadn't moved away, if-if you'd stayed here with us... 616 00:35:51,781 --> 00:35:53,661 'Oh, Janey.' 617 00:35:53,661 --> 00:35:55,581 Why don't you just come home? 618 00:35:57,341 --> 00:36:00,621 If you come home, I-I can look after you. 619 00:36:01,861 --> 00:36:03,421 You could even see about... 620 00:36:04,661 --> 00:36:06,061 ..starting back at Markses. 621 00:36:07,101 --> 00:36:09,341 'I'm sure they'd love to have you back.' 622 00:36:12,021 --> 00:36:13,141 Did you hear me, Jane? 623 00:36:16,741 --> 00:36:18,741 What difference does it make, Mum? 624 00:36:21,541 --> 00:36:23,981 Wherever I am, it always ends up the same. 625 00:36:26,261 --> 00:36:27,381 I'm just... 626 00:36:28,381 --> 00:36:29,861 I'm so tired of it all. 627 00:36:31,501 --> 00:36:35,941 Now, you're to stop that. You're not to talk like that. 628 00:36:35,941 --> 00:36:37,941 INTERCOM RINGS 629 00:36:40,861 --> 00:36:43,541 I'm sorry, Mum. I have to go. No, no, Jane. 630 00:36:43,541 --> 00:36:44,901 'Wait. I'll call you tonight.' 631 00:36:44,901 --> 00:36:47,101 There's someone at the door. 'At least just-just...' 632 00:36:47,101 --> 00:36:48,341 ..eat something. 633 00:36:50,861 --> 00:36:53,021 RINGING CONTINUES 634 00:36:56,541 --> 00:36:57,581 Hello? 635 00:36:57,581 --> 00:37:00,301 ALEKSANDRA: 'Jane! Darling, it's Aleksandra.' 636 00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:03,781 BUZZING 637 00:37:06,981 --> 00:37:09,701 You must excuse the mess. I've just been rushed off my feet. 638 00:37:09,701 --> 00:37:11,941 So you've found another position already? 639 00:37:11,941 --> 00:37:16,901 Oh, no, I'm still just... making the most of my little sabbatical. 640 00:37:18,101 --> 00:37:20,021 Although I don't think it'll last much longer, 641 00:37:20,021 --> 00:37:21,701 not if Sarah has her way. 642 00:37:21,701 --> 00:37:22,981 So you've spoken to her? 643 00:37:22,981 --> 00:37:26,101 Er, we've been corresponding. 644 00:37:26,101 --> 00:37:29,101 Seems things have rather fallen apart since I left. 645 00:37:29,101 --> 00:37:30,421 Obviously, Sarah wants me back, 646 00:37:30,421 --> 00:37:32,701 but I think it's important it's on my own terms, you know. 647 00:37:32,701 --> 00:37:35,901 Well, yes, absolutely. Good for you. THEY CHUCKLE 648 00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:39,101 Actually, darling, I really can't stay, 649 00:37:39,101 --> 00:37:41,821 but I did want to speak to you about Luis. 650 00:37:41,821 --> 00:37:43,221 Sorry? 651 00:37:45,141 --> 00:37:49,661 It's just he thought he saw you near his house recently, and... 652 00:37:50,821 --> 00:37:53,421 ..well, I do hope you're not starting all that again. 653 00:37:54,461 --> 00:37:57,221 No, no, of course not. Because that would be very silly. 654 00:37:57,221 --> 00:37:59,501 I promise you, I haven't been anywhere near the house. 655 00:37:59,501 --> 00:38:01,541 I really have no idea why Luis would say that. 656 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,981 Right. Well, I'm very glad to hear it. 657 00:38:06,661 --> 00:38:08,341 All right, well, I must dash. 658 00:38:08,341 --> 00:38:10,141 Er, well, perhaps we could grab drinks soon? 659 00:38:10,141 --> 00:38:11,741 Or dinner? It's been an absolute age. 660 00:38:11,741 --> 00:38:14,541 Yes. Yes, we must. Sometime soon. Well, how about Friday? 661 00:38:14,541 --> 00:38:16,141 We could have drinks on the King's Road. 662 00:38:16,141 --> 00:38:18,061 Have some of those divine cocktails. 663 00:38:18,061 --> 00:38:19,981 It'll be really good to have a proper catch-up. 664 00:38:19,981 --> 00:38:23,381 Er, yes, we could do that. So should we say Friday? 665 00:38:24,701 --> 00:38:26,301 All right, let's say Friday. 666 00:38:26,301 --> 00:38:28,621 I'll call you during the week. Wonderful. 667 00:38:32,221 --> 00:38:35,181 JAZZ PLAYS, GENTLE CHATTER 668 00:38:51,781 --> 00:38:53,221 BARTENDER: What can I get you? 669 00:38:53,221 --> 00:38:55,541 Er, two Cosmopolitans, please. 670 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:57,621 PHONE BEEPS 671 00:39:05,101 --> 00:39:08,581 'Darling, it's Aleksandra. So sorry, but something's come up. 672 00:39:08,581 --> 00:39:10,861 'I shan't be able to make it after all. 673 00:39:10,861 --> 00:39:13,341 'But I do hope you're well, and... 674 00:39:13,341 --> 00:39:15,901 'Well, let's speak soon. Ta-ta.' 675 00:39:20,101 --> 00:39:21,861 There you go. Oh, er, actually... 676 00:39:49,661 --> 00:39:50,981 I see you're lining them up. 677 00:39:51,981 --> 00:39:53,021 Sorry? 678 00:39:54,461 --> 00:39:56,461 That's actually for my friend. 679 00:39:59,421 --> 00:40:00,741 Invisible, is she? 680 00:40:02,421 --> 00:40:03,461 No. 681 00:40:04,781 --> 00:40:05,821 Just running late, then? 682 00:40:06,981 --> 00:40:09,941 As a matter of fact, she just cancelled on me. Oh. 683 00:40:11,381 --> 00:40:13,821 And here you are with two pink drinks... 684 00:40:14,941 --> 00:40:16,341 ..and no-one to talk to. 685 00:40:16,341 --> 00:40:17,981 I'm sure I'll survive. 686 00:40:22,221 --> 00:40:25,901 Right, well... I'll do you a deal. 687 00:40:25,901 --> 00:40:27,701 You give me one pink drink, 688 00:40:27,701 --> 00:40:31,021 and I'll give you five minutes of excellent conversation. 689 00:40:31,021 --> 00:40:34,101 I'm OK. I'll pass, thank you. 690 00:40:35,101 --> 00:40:39,181 OK, I'll pay for both drinks, and then we can stand here in silence. 691 00:40:39,181 --> 00:40:40,381 I can't say fairer than that. 692 00:40:40,381 --> 00:40:42,981 I'm perfectly capable of paying for my own drinks. 693 00:40:42,981 --> 00:40:45,581 I'm sure you are. But where's the fun in that? 694 00:40:49,861 --> 00:40:51,021 Er, excuse me? 695 00:40:51,021 --> 00:40:55,141 Mm. Jesus. Oh, my gosh, that is truly disgusting. 696 00:40:55,141 --> 00:40:58,861 Er, I'll have a bottle of Veuve, please. And put these on my tab. 697 00:40:58,861 --> 00:41:01,701 Of course. I'm buying you a decent drink. 698 00:41:04,061 --> 00:41:08,261 OK. One drink, and then I have to go. 699 00:41:10,021 --> 00:41:11,781 I'm Tommy, by the way. 700 00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:15,501 So, you actually worked in the Palace? 701 00:41:15,501 --> 00:41:16,821 Mm-hm, to begin with. 702 00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:20,861 Thank you. Pleasure. 703 00:41:20,861 --> 00:41:23,461 Is it true that it's full of mice? 704 00:41:23,461 --> 00:41:26,821 No. Well, no more than any other old building. 705 00:41:26,821 --> 00:41:30,341 I heard it was completely infested. Mm. Well, you heard wrong. 706 00:41:30,341 --> 00:41:34,061 What was old Fergie like? Quite the character, I'd imagine? 707 00:41:34,061 --> 00:41:36,421 We got on very well, actually. 708 00:41:36,421 --> 00:41:38,181 I was with her for nearly ten years. 709 00:41:38,181 --> 00:41:39,541 So how come you left? 710 00:41:41,061 --> 00:41:44,461 The Duchess had to reduce her outgoings. 711 00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:46,261 What, so she binned you? After ten years? 712 00:41:47,261 --> 00:41:49,381 In a word, yes. Well, that's pretty cold. 713 00:41:49,381 --> 00:41:50,741 Yeah, it wasn't great. 714 00:41:52,581 --> 00:41:53,621 Well... 715 00:41:54,781 --> 00:41:56,301 Then I say, fuck her. 716 00:41:56,301 --> 00:41:58,381 Sorry? Well, yes. 717 00:41:58,381 --> 00:42:00,861 If you ask me, she did you a favour. How exactly? 718 00:42:00,861 --> 00:42:03,301 Ten years trapped in the same dead-end job. 719 00:42:03,301 --> 00:42:06,221 Ah, it wasn't a dead-end. Yeah, but still, you know. 720 00:42:06,221 --> 00:42:08,941 You should take a few more risks. Yeah, get out there. 721 00:42:08,941 --> 00:42:11,461 Says the man with the trust fund to fall back on. 722 00:42:11,461 --> 00:42:13,301 Everything I have, I've worked very hard for. 723 00:42:13,301 --> 00:42:14,861 I'm a grafter. SHE CHUCKLES 724 00:42:14,861 --> 00:42:16,981 Mm-hm. Mm-hm? 725 00:42:17,981 --> 00:42:19,021 I am! 726 00:42:20,181 --> 00:42:21,581 Should I get us another bottle? 727 00:42:21,581 --> 00:42:23,901 Mm. No, I really should go home. 728 00:42:23,901 --> 00:42:27,141 No, don't do that. Please. 729 00:42:28,301 --> 00:42:30,941 In fact, I think I've had a really excellent idea. 730 00:42:30,941 --> 00:42:33,021 Oh, yeah? Yes, yes. Come on. Drink up. Let's go. 731 00:42:33,021 --> 00:42:35,221 Oh. Mm-hm. 732 00:42:35,221 --> 00:42:36,621 OK. Come on. Let's go. 733 00:42:36,621 --> 00:42:38,021 Mm! Cheers, chaps. 734 00:42:39,381 --> 00:42:42,021 FRANCESCA: 'They just hit it off straight away.' 735 00:42:42,021 --> 00:42:44,941 I was thrilled to see her happy. 736 00:42:44,941 --> 00:42:48,101 Tommy was this successful man about town. 737 00:42:49,541 --> 00:42:53,141 Lots of friends. He was the life of the party. 738 00:42:54,301 --> 00:42:55,781 'And he was from this...' Thank you. 739 00:42:55,781 --> 00:42:57,581 '..very wealthy family.' 740 00:42:57,581 --> 00:42:59,541 TAXI DRIVER: Cheers, mate. Thank you. 741 00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:02,261 They seemed like a really good match. 742 00:43:02,261 --> 00:43:04,901 You'll love this. Oh! 743 00:43:05,861 --> 00:43:08,101 Well, you said you needed more excitement in your life. 744 00:43:08,101 --> 00:43:10,101 Er, no, actually, you were the one that said that. 745 00:43:10,101 --> 00:43:11,621 Well, nothing gets the blood pumping 746 00:43:11,621 --> 00:43:13,741 like placing a few bets on the gee-gees. There you go. 747 00:43:13,741 --> 00:43:15,901 You've seriously brought me to watch the racing? 748 00:43:15,901 --> 00:43:17,101 Yes, what's wrong with that? 749 00:43:18,581 --> 00:43:19,621 It'll be fun. 750 00:43:22,461 --> 00:43:24,061 Right. 751 00:43:24,061 --> 00:43:27,341 OK, so let's say we have... mm... 752 00:43:27,341 --> 00:43:28,781 hundred quid each? 753 00:43:28,781 --> 00:43:32,781 There should be... three races still to go. 754 00:43:32,781 --> 00:43:34,781 Whoever ends up with the biggest pot buys dinner. 755 00:43:34,781 --> 00:43:36,861 Oh, but don't worry. 756 00:43:36,861 --> 00:43:39,141 If you lose, I'll make sure you don't go hungry. 757 00:43:39,141 --> 00:43:40,981 Who said I was going to lose? 758 00:43:42,781 --> 00:43:46,381 OK, so next up is the 7:45? Yes. 759 00:43:46,381 --> 00:43:49,341 Lovely Llewellyn is the beaten favourite, 760 00:43:49,341 --> 00:43:52,821 but Antiguan Sun has won before over the same distance. 761 00:43:54,781 --> 00:43:55,981 Well, hello! 762 00:43:55,981 --> 00:43:58,021 It's like my dad says. 763 00:43:58,021 --> 00:43:59,901 "Don't bet till you know t'odds." 764 00:44:02,861 --> 00:44:04,541 HE CHUCKLES 765 00:44:05,581 --> 00:44:09,981 I think, er, at first, my brother thought she seemed quite fun. 766 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,181 But, er... 767 00:44:12,541 --> 00:44:16,261 ..she certainly wasn't the type of girl he usually went out with. 768 00:44:16,261 --> 00:44:17,461 Look, look, look at 'em go! 769 00:44:17,461 --> 00:44:19,541 OK, go, Peaceful Dream! Come on. No problem there. 770 00:44:19,541 --> 00:44:21,661 Where's your horse? I know! Seriously, where is he? 771 00:44:21,661 --> 00:44:23,141 He's miles behind, miles behind. 772 00:44:23,141 --> 00:44:25,741 Well, I'm with Peaceful Dream now. Come on, Peaceful Dream! 773 00:44:25,741 --> 00:44:27,261 Go on, go on, go on! 774 00:44:27,261 --> 00:44:29,341 Go, go, go, go! Go on! 775 00:44:29,341 --> 00:44:32,141 Look, they're way ahead! All the way, all the way! 776 00:44:32,141 --> 00:44:34,061 All the way! All the way! Yes, yes, yes, yes! 777 00:44:34,061 --> 00:44:35,621 Yes! All the way! Go on! 778 00:44:35,621 --> 00:44:38,101 Go on, go on! Finish, finish, finish... 779 00:44:38,101 --> 00:44:42,301 Yessss! Come on, you beauty! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 780 00:44:42,301 --> 00:44:44,981 THEY LAUGH 781 00:44:51,741 --> 00:44:53,701 I tell you what, from now on... 782 00:44:53,701 --> 00:44:57,501 Jane Andrews, I'm sticking with you. 783 00:44:58,581 --> 00:44:59,941 I think you'd better. 784 00:45:02,021 --> 00:45:03,101 TAPE CLICKS 785 00:45:03,101 --> 00:45:05,461 POLICE OPERATOR: 'Can you confirm your name please, sir?' 786 00:45:05,461 --> 00:45:07,461 'Yes, I'm Thomas Cressman.' 787 00:45:07,461 --> 00:45:11,141 'OK, Mr Cressman, what is it you want the police to do? 788 00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:14,221 'I'd like the police to come and split us up. 789 00:45:14,221 --> 00:45:15,421 'I would like someone... 790 00:45:16,581 --> 00:45:18,501 '..to stop us from hurting each other. 791 00:45:19,701 --> 00:45:21,461 'If you don't have somebody here soon... 792 00:45:22,901 --> 00:45:24,941 '..somebody here...' RECORDING STOPS 793 00:45:24,941 --> 00:45:26,981 Call was placed at 11:35 794 00:45:26,981 --> 00:45:31,141 the day before the murder from the victim's address. 795 00:45:31,141 --> 00:45:33,821 According to the log, no action was taken. 796 00:45:33,821 --> 00:45:37,301 Somebody really dropped the ball there, then. 797 00:45:37,301 --> 00:45:39,221 Right, talk to the mobile phone company, 798 00:45:39,221 --> 00:45:40,861 get somebody checking ANPR. 799 00:45:40,861 --> 00:45:43,541 If she's driving on major roads, we should've had a hit by now. 800 00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:45,581 All this bloody fancy technology. 801 00:45:45,581 --> 00:45:48,021 I mean, the woman can't have just disappeared. 802 00:45:54,381 --> 00:45:56,501 RADIO PRESENTER: 'And now we have our evening news.' 803 00:45:56,501 --> 00:45:59,181 NEWSREADER: 'Police have been attempting to locate Jane Andrews 804 00:45:59,181 --> 00:46:02,701 'since the discovery of Thomas Cressman's body on Monday. 805 00:46:02,701 --> 00:46:06,141 'The couple have been described by neighbours as "happy and in love", 806 00:46:06,141 --> 00:46:08,741 'but as time passes, speculation is growing. 807 00:46:08,741 --> 00:46:11,861 'Could Jane Andrews have killed the man she loved? 808 00:46:11,861 --> 00:46:16,021 'We will keep you updated on the story as the events unfold. 809 00:46:16,021 --> 00:46:18,621 'And in other news, preparations are...' 810 00:46:35,661 --> 00:46:37,701 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com